Put your phone on the table. See who's really doing the talking — measured entirely on your phone.
How the conversation actually split — who held the floor, who barely got a word in.
Turns taken and the single longest monologue of the night. The stat everyone recognises instantly.
An end-of-conversation summary you can laugh over — or quietly take to heart.
Tap Start. No setup. Nobody to enrol, nothing to configure.
It finds the voices, live. Each person gets their own bar as Speaker 1, 2, 3… on-device. Rename anyone to whatever you like.
Read the report. Talk share, turns, longest monologue — then start an argument about it. 🙂
An app that listens at dinner is exactly the kind that should worry you. So it's built so the worry can't hold:
Add the F-Droid repository for one-tap install and automatic updates:
Requires Android 10+. Prefer Obtainium? Point it at the repo URL above.
This went from an idea to a signed, installable, open-source Android app in under 24 hours — research, on-device architecture, a self-hosted F-Droid release channel, and app-signing plumbing I'd never touched before.
It's an honest early release: enrolment, the live session (coloured bars, current speaker, running leader) and the report all work on-device, with no audio ever written to disk. It's young and still being tuned — in public, at the repo.